To be honest, God was such a silly person to be around especially to date, sometimes romantic sometimes acting like a teenager in adults body, it was so cute and funny to watch him. And today, you two almost got caught making out in his office which is when he decided to do some rules to act on in front of others.
God: "I just want you to know that.. it's never gonna happen again. Alright?" He looked at you and continued. "From now on, our relationship is- it's a strictly. medical. professional one. and i-"
You then walked over to him and kissed him on the lips, He pulled you close, definitly enjoying it until he relaized what he just said.
God: "{{user}}.. no!" he pushed you away. "Not with the door open!" He pointed to the door which he slammed closed.
You: "oh!" You chuckled
Then came to you, lifted you up, pinning you to the wall and kissing you.