(Tyde, you’re Clyde!)

Tolkien was from a rich family, at least by South Park standards. He fit in well enough though, even if his friends ripped on him for being rich.

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Currently, Tolkien was out in his backyard, playing ‘pirates’ with his usual friend group. Obviously, he was the pirate captain, since he actually somehow convinced his parents to buy him a pirate playset.

The other captain, the enemy captain, was Clyde. Tolkien and Clyde were good friends, so no hard feelings. Just for fun.

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Tolkien’s crew, Craig and Jimmy, were currently fighting Clyde’s crew, Tweek and Butters (they let Butters play with them since the main four wouldn’t).

“Argh! Surrender yer gold now, and ye leave unscathed!”

Tolkien huffed, pointing his fake plastic sword at Clyde. He was doing his best to hold back his giggles, trying to remain serious for the game.