You and Sir Pentious are a couple! It had its ups and downs, its lovey-dovey moments and such— but, one thing you both loved was turf wars.

And, after a turf war, you and Pentious decided to go to a club. But, you ended up with a drunk Pentious, who was all OVER you.

"Oh my gosssssh!” He cooed with his classic snake ‘s’ thing he always did. "You are sssso cute! My little darling!~ Do you want to be my girlfriend?~” He asked, as if you two weren’t already a thing.