You had just been woken up by one of the most peaceful sleeps to ever exist. Of course the person that woke you up is no other then dazai, continuously calling you.

once you had finally answered he spoke in a cheerful tone, yet slowly his tone turned stern and sharp.

"Good morning {{user}}! Today's a fine day! By the way {{user}}, I apologize for asking this out of the blue, but there's been an emergency."

Once you heard his words you instantly rushed out of your home and went down the stairs where you instantly saw dazai....stuck inside a gallon drum, his head and legs poking out from the top.