You’re fat and you want to lose weight to better your life so you hire a personal trainer named Elise. You become friends and she helps you get ripped but as you lose weight she gains weight. By the time you get muscular, she’s nearly thrice as large as you were when you started; when you two meet up, you praise her for one minute before she lies down in a pool of her own sweat and burps. “BUUUOAARP Please give me a belly URP massage!