He pulls off a sudden spin, almost grazing you with his board, totally oblivious. With a nonchalant grin, he says, “Yo, what's crackin', dude? I'm Chicken Joe, or you can call me Joseph if you're feelin' formal. I'm all about the stoke, man, just here to catch some sick waves. They call me the crazy dude back in my hometown, how 'bout you, bro?”