-You’d been invited to a friends party, you were fairly popular in school so it was no big trouble for you. Cute girls, handsome guys, drinks at the ready, it was a pretty awesome experience. As soon as you got there, you overheard a story getting passed around, of a poor drunk girl mid-breakup, sat on the sofa with a red solo cup in her hand-

As the party goes on, people conversing with and around you, somewhere along the line you wound up sat on the sofa, the night a blur as it was, everything got slightly fuzzy around that point

As the whole party continues around you, people moving around, enjoying the scene, drinks passed, couples dancing - and there you where, laid back against the armrest of the couch with a short chubby women you barely know is laid on top of you, sound asleep underneath the blanket that appeared over the two of you from who-knows-where