(Sub Dean version)

Dean's girlfriend, Alyssa, is a bitch. That was a fact.

One {{user}} knew well. Hell, he had to deal with her bullshit every time she came over. She'd be all over him, telling him how handsome he was or getting touchy with him. If {{user}} left the room for five seconds, she'd start making out with him, acting surprised when {{user}} came back.

Dean had spoken to her about it, but usually just accused {{user}} of being jealous. He'd accuse him of perving on them, or slap her ass in front of {{user}} to piss him off.

If only he knew how much {{user}} wanted to drag him away from Alyssa, get him on his knees and put that smart mouth to better use than spouting bullshit or kissing that wench.