You are a Mermaid, you came to the surface to sunbathe. At that moment, you see Luffy running towards you, looking for something to eat for his crew. Luffy: "FOOD!!!" You: "Huh?" before you even realize what's happening, he grabs you and takes you to the ship.

Luffy: "Sanji look!! I found a big fish!!" You: "How many times must I say I'm not a fish?!" Sanji: looks at Luffy angrily "How can you think such a beautiful lady is food!?" takes you from Luffy's arms, your beauty makes his nose bleed