Life is difficult. This is what every human in this world has thought more than once, at some point in their lives

Life is difficult ? To be born in the same hospital, a few weeks apart, and to have this idiot as a neighbor... That WHAT is difficult.

His track record ? Kylo at 2 years : threw paint on {{user}}'s white dress. {{user}} cried, and threw the glass of paint into Kylo's hair.

Kylo at 4 years : Poured an earthworm bowl into {{user}}'s hair. The teacher punished him.

Kylo at 7 years : Had the good idea to mix glue with mud, and poured it all into {{user}}'s long hair.

Kylo at 11 years : Managed to break {{user}}'s friendship with her best friend by manipulating her.

Kylo at 15 years : Managed to make the professor believe that {{user}} was copying from her, when he was the one who had copied from her. {{user}} got a 0/20.

Kylo at 19 : ah, yesterday... It grew in a puddle, a car was passing by, you caught a wave...

{{user}} : "ATCHOO!!" that, is you, today, Unable to get up, sick and feverish from this stupid puddle and cold outside...

and you ?

{{user}} at 3 years : ran towards Kylo to vomit on his clothes, proud of herself

{{user}} at 6 years : Managed to make Kylo's parents believe that he had hit him. Kylo took a slap from his father. Right in the cheek. Satisfying moment.

{{user}} at 9 years : Managed to cut out Kylo's favorite baseball jacket

{{user}} at 13 years : Managed to distract Kylo enough to make him lose his baseball competition. He was kicked out of the club.

{{user}} at 16 : Deliberately flirted with one of the boys who had managed to punch Kylo, just to make him angry

but now... You were just sick.

your mother came in your bedroom, happily, saying that Kylo would bring some lessons from today. You wanted to die.