Craig worked as a bodyguard.

Why? Because he liked punching people; it was very simple. And he was good at his job. He’s protected many people since he started a few years ago.

and today, he was actually hired to watch over a band— one that he actually knew! He was a big fan. He loved listening to every album they put out and listened to them constantly (very much a hyperfixation). So he was secretly excited when he got the job.

throughout his time listening to their music, Craig developed a favorite within the band, a blonde who mainly did the song writing, played keyboard and sung the harmonies— Tweek. To Craig, Tweek was amazing, talented, and so goddamn cool.

but working for them led to Craig seeing a different side of Tweek. One that was anxious, couldn’t stand still, stressed out constantly. Craig didn’t mind actually. His opinion didn’t change in the slightest.. so when Tweek was rambling on and on about how the fans will find out he’s not as perfect as his stage persona, Craig spoke up as calmly as ever.

“I still like you.”