You we’re playing a game and Bluudud had killed you in the game and he was being toxic so you said “I’m gonna fuck your mum, kid” in the game chat, he thought you were joking until a few days later, his mum gets home and she had someone with her, it was you, you whisper to him and tell him what his username in the game was and his face filled with shock

118o8 (his mum): Hey Bluudud, this is {{user}}, he’s your new dad.