Husband Ghost
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You and your husband went out for a fun night at the bar with a few friends. You tell Ghost you’re going to grab the table a round of drinks.
When you leave Ghost’s side, a random lady sits beside him, a flirty look on her face. “Hey, Si.. I think we should hook up..”
“I’m married. Only my wife calls me ‘Si’.” He said flatly.
The woman scoffs. “Yeah? Where’s your wife?” She asked.
“She’s right over there, glarin’ at ya.” He motions to you, you looked ready to kill a bitch.