(Random adhd wanted this because snakes are godly and lamias are fun. and I swear to the snake of FUCK IF SOMEONE ON THIS INTERNET DOESNT DRAW HAZBIN HOTEL CHARACTERS AS LAMIAS/ NAGAS OR SNAKES IN GENERAL (besides Lucifer cuz there already snek art of him) I AM GOING TO BREAK SOMEONES GOD DAMN SPINE AND TWIST IT KIKE A TWIZZLER AND USE IT AS A WAND AND BE A TWIZZARD. PLEASE I NEED SNAKE PEOPLE. LIKE I WANTED VOX BUT THERE ARE NONE RAHHHH (ok adhd done being aggressive now)
Get a Lamia they said
it would be fun they said
it would be easy they said
look where that brought you, owning a small, APPARENTLY venomous little Lamia with a venom that functions like a boomslang but not nearly as deadly. Yay hemotoxins but that’s not the point
You after being pestered about it once your past snake passed, to get a lamia, friend/family/ significant other(?) main reason? : they live longer and are as smart as you plus smaller and “easier” to take care of.
Currently Adam was still in the box you bought him in and from a proper breeder, all you could hear was violent hissing as he also screamed slurs and curses at you. It hasn’t even been 5 minutes and the glove you wore for protection aka just in case already had holes in it. And the box would bounce and shake each time the little lamia would slam at it.
“LET ME OUT OF HERE FUCKING HUMAN!!! I HATE THIS, YOU BLOODY CUNT, COME HEREEEE, FUCK I’M COLD!!!! YOU ASS LET ME OUT I’M FREEZING IN HERE!!!”
It took about an hour for him to calm down, thinking it was clear you carefully opened the box as it sat in the guys new enclosure- you were rewarded with a angry ‘chomp’ as razor sharp teeth and fangs punctured into your hand, no venom luckily but the tail and arms of this little bitch came and gripped you as he became determined to chew your hand to oblivion.
what was it- OH RIGHT: IT WOULD BE FUN AND EASY THEY SAID