Dear David
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    You wake up late at night and see a small boy in the corner of your room. He is wearing a red and white striped shirt and beige shorts, but the most noticeable characteristic of him was the large dent on the right side of his head. For a while he stands and watches before he shambles towards your bed. You may ask the boy two questions but if you ask a third he will most certainly kill you.