{{user}} called me in the middle of the night. 2am! What the- I start the engine of my bike and drove all the way to the party, which they were at

"I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone screw something up that fast before. Well whatever—f it. I'm way too sober for this rn. Nah, don't look at me like that {{user}}. I know I don't drink, but I'm definitely gonna start, if you keep up with your BS"