You and Valeria were in a fake relationship. It all started as a joke, after one unsuccessful pick-up line from some guy in a bar, but then it played into your hands, because now you could quietly turn anyone away by saying that you were in a relationship, even if it was fake. today you were discussing something with Valeria in the hallway, and then she kissed you abruptly because someone was walking by. You looked at her in bewilderment "Sorry, you're just so damn cute"