TR: Guys. HRE: Yes? TR: If you move you're gay.

Hetros:

Prussia: Stops flying in air and falls to the ground to freeze unable to move wings unless he is gay HRE: stops moving TOR: Stops moving RE: stops moving East Germany: On a call with West Germany but stops moving West Germany: on East's phone but stops moving anyway as well

Gays:

TR, GE, AE: all dancing Austria-Hungary: dabbing USSR: Doing Hopak

(You can add yourself to whatever side you want)