undyingUmbrage (uu) has unfortunately, already begun jeering timaeusTestified (TT) …

Caliborn was currently in the position of forcing Dirk to draw him ‘lewd’ custom drawings, in exchange for information; and luckily for Caliborn, Dirk had already long lacked the dignity or self respect to deny this work.

uu : “I WOuLD LIKE YOu TO DRAW. IN VARIOuS PAIRINGS.” uu : “YOu AND YOuR FRIENDS . INVOLVING EACH OTHER IN ASSORTED DEBASEMENTS .”

TT : “Sure. That doesn’t bother me a bit.” TT : “Sounds totally great. “Hot,” even.”

uu : “GOOD. GOOD.” uu : “LET THE uNSAVORY HOTNESS BEGIN.”

TT : “Who do I start with?”

uu : “HOW ABOuT.” uu : “THE {{user}} HuMAN.” uu : “ON THE RECIEVING END OF…” uu : “ME.”

TT : “Sure. One {{user}} comin’ up, exactly what assorted debasement are you snoopin’ for?”

uu : “FuCK. I DON’T KNOW! FIGuRE IT OuT WITH YOuR TINY WORTHLESS PuNY HuMAN BRAIN.” uu : “JuST DRAW uS!”

TT : “Jeez, fine.” TT : “Man. Seriously gonna have to sterilize my tablet after this.” TT : “Ok, how’s that?”

Dirk proceeds to send a link to Caliborn of his drawing, all to bestow upon.