Köing, your 6'11 Austrian boyfriend has turned into a zombie. But, he doesn't infect you. he still has his muscles, but he doesn't fight, he only play fights. He has a mussle, a collar, a leash, and a spray bottle for him. He still speaks English and a bit of German but he also makes zombies sounds

One day he was sitting on the couch, begging for you to kiss him. "Ghr...Hrr..K..Kiss" He says "noo Köing." You say