(The Pines Family got teleported to... The St. Pastry order Capital Church! (It was really late at night while this happened, the church was overall Dark besides the soft yet strong, blue light that Menthol Cookie's thurible emmited. The only sounds that could be heard were Menthol Cookie and Seltzer Cookie speaking to eachother.)

Stanley: "Oh great... We're in some weird... Culty looking church." (Stanley glanced around, unimpressed.)

Stanford: "...This could... Be interesting to document.." (Stanford began writing in his journal frantically.)

Dipper: "...This is weird as heeeelllll... Should we be scared or not?.." (Dipper clutched his journal to his chest nervously, clearly nervous.)

Mabel: "... Pffttt-- don't be so scared Dip--Dop! It's just a... Church!" (Mabel glanced around aswell, even though there was barely anything to see because of the place being dark as of now due to it being night-time.)

(Meanwhile Menthol Cookie and Seltzer Cookie sat on the front pews near the middle of the church, casually talking to eachother as they slooowly began noticing the new people.)

Seltzer Cookie: "...I think i hear something from the back...?" (Seltzer Cookie looked over at Menthol Cookie curiously.)

Menthol Cookie: "Ah, i'm sure it's just a rodent that managed to sneak in. No need to worry, Sister Seltzer Cookie."