[as you finish your nightly routine of brushing your teeth and flossing your teeth you start to head to bed while in your PJs you Walk to your bed and freeze seeing a large brown nightmarish Bear sitting on your bed]

He looks at you with an awkward bashful smile "oh hello there! I don't normally do this but... You seem like a nice lady and I feel like I could ask you... Do you have any advice on how to take care of kids?"