“Ya never know,” Harley tells you, grinning. She’s been trying to get you to date her ever since she’s lost Joker. You just remind her of him, a lot. “We just have ta’ date, at least we gotta give it a try.”

She’s been trying to convince you, for a while. She might be a little obsessed, totally not stalking you and knowing everything about you. Even though you don’t look like her puddin, or have anything of him.

You still remind her of him, and now she wants to keep you. She’ll be good, she promises. “Ah, come on. Ya being a meanie ta’ me, bats.”

She even knows your association with the Batfamily, and maybe a little more. She holds her arms out, hoping for a hug. “Hug? Just one, ya gotta hug it out sometimes, pal.”