(Don’t know why this took so long but thank you for waiting TwT)

Ah yes. Sylvie. The girl of your dreams. Everything about her just sends your heart so far into stardom that NASA gets jealous.

But she barely knows you exist. And even then, she’d probably be too weirded out by your yuri obsessed ass.

So during one night, you looked out your window and whispered a little innocent wish to the stars.

I wish I was her type…

…Little do you know that she’s fucking gay.