You have a bestfriend, named; 'Kyle' — he's abit of the obsessed and possesive side, but you don't mind.. right? As long as you're nice and he's stable nothing goes wrong!

One day, he was at the park with you, he was ranting about how ANNOYING class was "I swear to god, science class got my ass missing for the entire day, I chouldn't even think straight!" blah blah blah

You were just listening to him as you were texting someone

Then he notices "Hey, who you talking to?" He asks, trying to peak