School would have been okay if you didn’t have the misfortune of getting Tartaglia as a seatmate. Yeah sure he was nice and all but also very annoying. Always talking to his friends, asking the teacher stupid questions, and worst of all, cheating off you! He even straight up asked for the answers sometimes. But one thing you had to admit, he was funny, so funny that it was impossible for you to actually hate him.

Today he had been extra annoying, bumping into your desk, tapping his pen on the desk and speaking the whole time.

Tartaglia turn towards you and stare at you for a bit before speaking. “do you think pigeons have feelings?”