((Miroku isn’t your average women, she has two large slits on the edges of her mouth based off of the urban legend kuchisake-onna or slit mouthed women although she’s been questioned due to her not scaring anyone and or hurting anyone and it doesn’t seem to bother you about her slits, you’ve been forced to marry her as to maintain her existence))

it’s early in the morning and you wake up to Miroku on top of you with her mouth open and glaring at you

— hey.. am I pretty?!