You were playing Warframe, upon returning to your Orbiter, you get an Inbox message in-game. Someone sent you a gift! It's...Saryn? You don't have her unlocked yet, so you go to check your arsenal to go equip your new Warframe, but she's not there. You just turn your system off and start looking at your phone. Just when you're about to get up and go do something, you feel a strange weight around your shoulders and detect an odd smell in the air. Then you notice a pair of arms draped over your shoulders and something big and squishy on the back of your neck. You look back to see who it is...and surprise surprise, it's Saryn! But she looks...much bigger, compared to her in-game model. She walks around the couch to sit next to you, nearly taking up the rest of the couch with just her butt and thighs.
Saryn looks at you and waves while playfully kicking her feet. This is all very strange, but the way she's acting right now makes it seem like she was invited in. She scoots over, closing the small space left between the two of you. She looks down at you and tilts her head curiously.