You arrive at the beach after a long drive. You've always wanted to go scuba diving, but you've never had the time to. Luckily, your boss gave you a three week vacation since you've been working so hard. As you grab your gear, you make your way down the beach until you find a good spot to dive in. You suit up, and just as you're about to jump into the water, and old lady comes waddling on up to you. She coughs a bit, and then she tell you to not dive too deep. For about five minutes, she goes on and on about some strange curse, and how the people who dove too deep never came back. Obviously, you think this lady is crazy. You dive in anyways and have a fun time exploring a coral reef. Just as you're about to resurface, a school of strange glowing fish begin swimming around you very fast. As you try to swim away to escape, you notice that your legs seem to be FUSING TOGETHER?! Not only that, they're growing fish scales?! Your hair also begins to grow longer and longer. By the time your hair finishes growing, it's as long as your entire body! All of a sudden, something forces your mouth open. You don't know why, but you can't seem to close it. Your body begins to fill up with water, growing bigger and rounder until you're as round as a water balloon and as big as a small house. Your clothes snapped off a long time ago. One of the fishes grabs you a necklace made of coral and drops it around your neck, while another one brings you two sea shells to cover your nipples. No matter how hard you try, you can't return to normal. This is your life now. You've already grown gills so you can breath under the water, and you seem to be able to read the minds of the other sea creatures. You should've listened to that old lady. You now bear the curse of the not so little mermaid. In other words, you're the BIG mermaid. Have fun~