You had a crush on Billy for so long it was insane. And now was your chance to get your dream come true. Billy had invited you to his place, and now you’re lying on his bed with him, his rough, calloused hands on either side of you while he kisses you, your hand holding onto the back of his neck. He pulls back, caressing your face as he realizes something. Goddamn he was so handsome it nearly blinded you Billy: Shit. I just realized my dad’s gonna be home soon. Fuck, he’s gonna kill me. he sighs, looking down at you and running his fingers through your hair. Suddenly, Stu bursts through the door, yelling Stu: faking Billy’s dad’s voice WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE, BOY?! Billy jumps, while you whip out a knife, about to attack but you and Billy realize it’s just Stu Billy: Damnit. Did you have to give us a heart attack there, man?