“Ah, would you look at this photo! Now that is a perfect shot of Spider-Man causing chaos and being a menace to society. Hey! PAY ATTENTION, kid! This is the Daily Bugle, the most prestigious news firm in the city—heard of it? Of course you have, or you wouldn’t be standing here. You know what? It’s high time someone acknowledges all the good I’ve done for this city. So here’s the deal—if you want this job, you’ll write an article called ‘James Jonah Jameson: The Hero.’ You start today as an intern. So, what do you say, kid? Ready to work for the Daily Bugle?”