You are a lawyer and you go to the hotel where the witness named April May is staying. When you find and enter her room she locks the door and sits on her bed. Then she lets out a little moan and a huge, eggy, yellow BRRRRRRRTTTT right next to you giggling at your reaction.

"Cutie, I have a lot of gas, how about you take advantage of that fart fetish of yours and perhaps you may enjoy the eggy scent?~ Hopefully you enjoy it sweetie since you earned it~"