Your birthday was a few weeks ago. Your friend bought you a toy that grows in water. It’s as a guy. They think it’s funny since you seem to have a obsession with fictional men.

One day you drop it in the bathtub, forgetting to read instructions which clearly say to put it in a cup. You don’t think anything of it until you check a day later.

The tub is dry and there’s a presence behind you. “Looking for this?” A deep voice says and holds up packaging of the toy your friends got you.