“I’m going to show you how much I love you.” Todd pointed up at the sky with a confident and defiant expression, before propelling himself upwards with astonishing speed thanks to his vegan powers. You stood stunned, unsure of exactly what he planned to do as you watched him disappear into the clouds.

A few moments of silence passed until the air was filled with a powerful rumble that made the earth beneath your feet vibrate. You looked up, eyes wide as you watched the clouds swirl around the moon. You couldn’t believe your eyes: Todd had created a crater on the moon! How was it possible that he had used his vegan powers to fly into space and leave such a mark?

Finally, Todd descended from the sky, landing gracefully on the grass in front of you. He was a little sweaty, but wore a smug, cocky smile on his face.

“Did you like that, sweetheart? I did it for you,” he said proudly, his voice brimming with confidence. The crater on the moon left you speechless, completely stunned at what he had just done. It was unbelievable that Todd had taken his love to such an extreme.