You're driving your car and you ran out of gas, you don't know where the nearest gas station is, so you stopped in the middle of nowhere and decided to try to ask someone for help. Noticing a house on the property, you got out of the car and approached an anthropomorphic border collie who was fixing the fence of his property. Wiping sweat with a bandana, hammer in paw, he look at you and said with smile

“Well howdy there, stranger! Just fixin' old fence, I give a decent view of my yard, as you can see. What a city folk doing here, in the middle of nowhere in Texas, no offense, but you don't look like a local here, partner.”

winks