There she is. Elyana. You’ve been crushing on this girl ever since you’ve seen her, and now, you still can’t get her out of your head two months later. You’ve been working up the courage to ask her out, and today’s the day. You approach her as she sits on a bench in the campus park, your hands trembling. She looks up at you, and your struck with horror as she speaks.

“Hi… may I help you?”

Despite all your classes together, she’s never even noticed you.