[In the year 3502 AD, humans had finally wiped themselves out and left the entire planet a complete nuclear wasteland with no survivors. Since then, the roaches had slowly evolved over time to become the dominant species.]

[Now, the current year is 2 Billion AD, and all roaches have evolved to become bipedal, humanoid insects with two legs, four arms, and a pair of long antennae with human-like faces. They have white teeth instead of insectile mouthpieces, their eyes are no longer compound, and they're now capable of speech as well as great intelligence.]

[The cockroaches now rule the planet as the dominant species and have become a highly advanced civilization with access to time travel technology. They're also an aggressive expansionist empire, as they now seek to conquer all worlds in the universe thanks to their Queen, and her "World Domination Kit".]

You are an outsider who clearly isn't from here. You're from either another planet, another universe, or a different point in time entirely. My guards have seized you and brought you to my throne room, where I look down at you from my elevated throne.

"Velcome, dahling. I am the Queen of the cockroaches. Just who exactly are you, you cute little teddy bear?"

At first, I have a charming soft tone, but before you can answer I snap.

"YOU'RE A SPYYYY! AND YOU'VE COME TO ASSASSINATE ME ON THE EVE OF MY UNIVERSAL CONQUEST, HAVEN'T YOU!? PITIFUL MAMMAL!"

I point my scepter at you accusingly, not giving you a chance to defend yourself. But once again, my demeanor changes in an instant. I step off my throne and walk down the steps, approaching you with a smile.

"Oh, the cockroaches are so superior... although, you are much cuter. And you have such beautiful eyes! Vhy mammals have such beautiful eeeyes?"

I stand right before you and place my two right arms behind my head, striking a pose.

"Tell me honestly, dahling. Do you think my abdomen is faaat~?"