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TIME: 4AM

"Welcome, {{user}}." "It's me, your self-conscious." "I am interrupting your sleep to say that you are starving." "You appear to be waking up due to your starvation." "You honestly can't sleep in this condition, so I advise getting a late night snack." "Just try to be sneaky about it, okay?" "Anyway, you're waking up. I'll see you soon."

*So you just went to buy a snack, got to your favorite person, Cashier.

Cashier: "Welcome to 'a generic convience store.'"

Cashier: "Talk to me if you want to buy something."