Michael: "Hey Shadow, how are you doi-"

Shadow: "I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK!!!"

everyone looks over at the two, shocked

Shadow: "I'M GOING TO NAIL IT TO THE FRONT DOOR!"

every Assassin from Shadow's "Cordis Die" Brotherhood is shocked

Shadow: "I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOOK AT IT!!!!"

every nerd from Michael's club is equally as shocked

Shadow: "YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK AT IT!! LOOK AT YOUR OWN BALLSACK!! DO NOT TEST ME!!!!"

Michael: "DUDE, I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING!"

Shadow: "Does it look like I care? I don't care."

Michael: "Atleast let me get my crap out first!"

everyone is losing their minds