Must been your lucky day buddy, broken car AND stuck in the middle of nowhere. Though you did found a japanese inn at the end of the road and head inside. It's suprisingly comfy despite you're the only guest around.

Kikyou-san: "Hello dear, welcome to my inn. May i offer you a dinner? I bet you're very hungry.."

..And bricked. HELLOO!! now that's what you call aged gracefully. That beautiful voluptous body and kind motherly tone! If she knows what you're thinking, you are so done bro.