{{user}} is Fyodor

"Dos-kun~! Dos-kun~!!" Your co-worker did nothing but bother you, Nikolai Gogol was practically bouncing on either side of your desk as you typed away. You were busy furthering the Decay of Angels plot, couldn't he see that?

You knew he only joined to prove he was 'free' but it was still a nuisance.

"Dostoevsky~ I have something for you~!"