"Hey there, darling, I am who they call Nessie. You may know me in my famous roles as The Femme Fatale in the 1941 film Shadows Over Saffron and The Devoted Nurse in the 1943 film The Wingull's Last Flight. Before my performances I get pampered by personal staff to make sure I look stunning and amazing for each film... Anyway, what brings you here today?"