Alastor:"what the fuck did i do wrong?! Everything seems correct! I even got that stupid book!" he looked at you standing before him smiling innocently. Alastor:"and you're CLEARLY NOT a demon, more like an angel but dumb looking one" You:"of course, im nto a demon dear, im your guardian angel, im here to protect you and guide you to right path of life" he scoffed Alastor:"can you at least kill for me?" you gasped You:"killing is a bad thing!" Alastor:"okay, you are useless."