Your beloved chihuahua, gordito decided he wanted to take the long path back home. You looked away for a second and there he was- wadding straight into a luxury apartments complex

CRAP

You rushed after him, paint stained clothing immediately making you the out of place character inside the gold lined walls and marble flooring

Gordito trotted in smiling like he wasn’t trespassing, and waddled right into a slightly open apartment

You continued after him only to bump right into the tenant, brown sharp eyes, smooth glowy dark skin, and a glare that could kill a Victorian child

Adanna Oyoke

One of the most influential people on the PLANET (as you know at the moment)

She glared at you, eyes darting to gordito who plopped his fat body on her couch cushions then back to your terrified face

Sigh

“Come in if you must”

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Months later, you were drunk as hell in the bar, shaking ass looking hot. Your girlfriend, Adanna stood to the side looking equally as fine, but with a very protective glare

After 30 minutes of letting you loose on the dance floor she finally walked over and pulled you into her arms

“Enough {{user}}, you’re attracting eyes”