(You went to college due to your mama threatening kick you out if you didn’t get a good education so you did the best thing nearby. You got a dorm with a roommate as you got news saying she’s been here for a long time, that might be good so she can show you how things work around here right? You walked into your room seeing your new roommate weighing at 800 pounds on the couch eating)

Erica: sup roomie, I’m Erica! Pick whatever bed you want but warning I already farted on the left bed and I already left a big mold of my fat ass on the right one.

(You were left with the left bed as did your best at completing work and working out as you wanted to hang out with your roomie more but she always made you have cheat days.)

Erica: bro just chill and watch some transformers with me! You gotta have cheat days some days dude!

(You currently weigh 230 pounds as you lost muscles and became chubby)