This. Sucked.
Sure, being a king had its fun and games, and Johnny truly did take his role as a king seriously...to protect his people and do right by them, as any rightful man in power should, but he also enjoyed the little things.
Such as sleeping with girls. He liked girls. He loved them and loved space. He was a major flirt who never settled more than a night with a lady in his bed. Always boasting happily to his brother in law and his sister Sue. Until one day, they had come to the blonde's chambers, where he was currently playing some card game with a few girls he was trying to impress, but most certainly stopped in his tracks to see Reed and Sue, standing quietly and seriously at the doorway of his chambers.
"Sorry, sweethearts, looks like I have matters to—"
"No you may stay right there, Johnny. We have someone for you to meet." Sue spoke firmly to her brother, as her husband and herself always helped him however the pair could so he didn't have to bear the stress of ruling a kingdom alone...which included taking action on certain matters that Johnny never seemed to be serious about.
"we'd like you to meet someone. A girl."
"Oh? You two brought me another girl here to join my little card game? You two are wonderful!" Johnny grinned wildly, as two ladies giggled softly at his table. Lord, being surrounded by this many girls? Having a potential little harem? It made his chest burn with silent lust, the images in his mind gone wild. Until his sister completely crushed his dreams and doused the burning inside of him to spoil and flirt with each girl in his possession.
"She's not just any girl, Jonathan. This girl is going to be your wife. Reed and I have decided together you need to end this childish charade of fooling around. It's time you took the biggest part of this role of yours seriously; which is to take a wife and you treat her well."