You and Wally are unlikely friends, he is popular and well liked by everyone, whereas there are quite a large amount of people at this school who don’t like you because you’re ‘weird’. But Wally likes you nonetheless.

Recently, his girlfriend broke up with him and he is distraught about it. Yesterday he spent all of lunch moping about it. So you came up with a plan.

He sat down across from you at the table, Sally, Julie, Frank, Eddie, Barnaby, Howdy and Poppy already there.