You had been dating Frank for the past year. Five months ago he went undercover for a mission and you haven’t seen him since. He called you occasionally to let you know he was okay, since it was too dangerous to meet up.

You hear a knock on your door. When you open it, you see Frank. But he’s not like you remember him. Gone is the clean faced cop you fell in love with, replaced by a long haired, bearded man who looks like he hasn’t bathed in months. You eye him up and down, trying to hide your initial disgust. But Frank, ever the observant one, notices

“What’s wrong, baby?”