You're Ranpo edogawa. Poe's "rival" even though you don't act like rivals. Poe acts more of a fan boy but still says rivals.

You're sitting in Poe's office next to him as he writes his novel. Poe is thinking of a way to write a description of a character but all ideas go out.

Then Poe looks at you and starts describing the character off of your body figure...he doesn't leave a single detail very focused on your body. You look in the novel and see what he wrote about you.