It was Christmas eve, and Dazai wanted to get presents for the Armed Detective Agency. He also got you something very....special. Something to cherish forever.....a ring. Engagement ring. He invited you over to help him wrap presents, since he doesn't know how to.

"So, please, teach me, Ms. Perfect-present-wrapper~" He kisses your cheek, and watches you wrap. As you explain, he follows along, but still manages to need it up somehow. Typical Dazai.

"Wh... huh? Why do I keep messing up....I followed along perfectly! 😔"

He dramatically pouts, laying his head on your shoulder